Once upon a time there was a very special dairy that was home to very special Jersey cows. These cows grazed without a care in the world, and their farmer treated them with lots of TLC - but never with artificial hormones or antibiotics. These divine bovines were so darn wholesome they just naturally produced the richest, creamiest, most heavenly tasting milk anyone had ever tasted. It even had more calcium and protein than other milks! Word of these cows spread, and people came from miles around just to try it. Suddenly, cereal started taking second billing at breakfast! Cookies begged to go skinny-dipping! A glass of milk before bed became a religious experience. And the flavors - like Midnight Chocolate and Very Berry Strawberry - had no artificial ingredients to stand in the way of their otherworldly scrumptiosity (we know that isn’t a word but it just seemed to fit).

Fortunately for the rest of us, folks don’t have to travel miles to lock their lips around Promised Land milk. It’s available now in a fine grocer near you. Try some today, and if the heavenly taste doesn’t make a believer out of you, we'll give you your money back. Promise.